If you're stuck choosing Secret Santa gifts, no one wants to be the person who wraps socks again. This year, go funny or go home.

Whether you're shopping for mates, funny retro gifts always steal the spotlight—especially when they’re just the right amount of wrong.

For the guys, think outside the pint glass. Instead, try a retro bar sign. Weird is in—and he’ll thank you for cool secret santa gifts it.

Ladies love a gift with attitude. A novelty clutch bag shaped like a typewriter might just win you the unofficial cheap secret santa gifts Santa crown.

Still not sure? Here's the trick: **aim for a mix of retro charm and unexpected humour**. Think:
A swear-word cross-stitch kit
A vinyl record bottle opener
A soap that insults you

You don’t have to spend loads to win Christmas. It’s about giving something so ridiculous they’ll treasure it forever.

And if you’re playing it safe, you’re doing it wrong.

The best part? You’ll find loads of these gems in our Unusual Gifts collection. From vintage curios to full-blown chaos in a box, we’ve curated the weirdest winners.

So stop scrolling and start wrapping. Your perfect, funny, retro Secret Santa gift is waiting in our collection.

Because Christmas isn’t about playing it safe.